Late Night joke(s) of the week

...goes to Jimmy Kimmel for these timely and typically irreverent gags from Wednesday's Jimmy Kimmel Live:

As we speak, Osama bin Laden is living with SpongeBob in a pineapple under the sea.
He’s up to 2,000 friends on Shot-in-the-Facebook.
Some top Republicans are giving most of the credit for killing bin Laden to former President George W. Bush. It’s kind of like when someone opens a pickle jar and you say, “Well, I loosened it.”
Bin Laden was living in his compound with nine women and 23 children. It sounds like he was shooting a reality show for TLC.